I was Tagged... TWICE

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By both you :iconrubber-soull:
AND YOU     :iconrabidoctopus: 

To the both of you... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFANTASTIC people, I am sorry but I genuinely do not have the time to draw a comic strip as long as it would be necessary to fit both of your questions and shit.
And since I've been tagged twice, the answers are doubled. 

So lets begin this mindwreck of a trainfuck.

Originally 13, now TWENTY SIX MO FUCKA

  1. I'm Palestinian European.
  2. I love trench coats and hoods
  3. I have a serious problem when it comes to getting the will power to stop being lazy... and I'm trying really hard to break it.
  4. I love to Role Play... may also contribute to laziness.
  5. I love Soda- Specifically DR. Pepper
  6. I love to weld... but I have no welder...
  7. I LOVE DARK SOULS!!!
  8. I love French Fires
  9. I love My Little Pony
  10. I love Killzone and must draw more of it god dammit
  11. I absolutely hate porn when made in an artistic medium so keep that shit away from me.
  12. I hate it when people are arrogant and judge others before giving a chance to understand them.
  13. I hate it when people comment dumb meaningless things on beautiful art pieces instead of giving a proper critique.
  14. I hate human beings, so don't feel bad if I automatically dislike you.
  15. I hate being told how I failed at doing something rather than being taught how to improve it.
  16. I want to study Parkour and Medieval Martial Arts, including eastern Martial Arts
  17. Unless I change my mind about what I want to do in the next four years, I want to become a Navy Seal.
  18. I want to major in Mechanical engineering and computer science... it's gonna be hard to get those classes though.
  19. I wear my trench cot with both a Fedora and Military Scarf
  20. If I had more time I'd add icons and video clips to make this more FABOLOUUUUUUUUUUUUUS but I don't. I need to get shit done and stop spending an hour doing stuff that doesn't get me far in life... I still love you guys though.
  21. When I say I love my watchers, I really do mean it and am not just saying it. You guys are awesome supporters who have helped me through a lot shit.
  22. If the apocalypse was to happen in the next five years, I'd be sooooooo happy. And sad... but mostly happy.
  23. I dislike memes and common slang.
  24. I also really hate rap music that's all about pussy, drugs and bragging about your sex life. I mean for helevut's sake, make music that's inspirational not trashy.
  25. I fully oppose our educational system in America. It is stupid and needs some serious re making.
  26. I suffered more than six years of extreme depression back in highschool and middle school. It honestly was very hard for me to cope with and often made me suffer academically, and socially.
FINALLY I burned through those 26 facts, let's move onto... 
You assholes... 
ALRIGHT, 26 MORE questions to plow through. BRING IT BITCH!!!

:iconrubber-soull:'s questions... you only tagged me just to spite me.

1. how much do you hate me
    INCANDESCENTLY... 
2. how old are you
    19... deal with it.
3. favorite thing about yourself physically?
    ABSOLUTELY NOTHING... except maybe that I'm not this overly muscular and grotesque creature. I like being skinny... but I'm not skinny enough.
4. least favorite?
    Oh, everything. My cheeks, my hair, my skin color, my eye color, the copious amount of baby fat I haven't somehow burned in 19 years, the list goes on.
5. describe your personality in three words
    Crazy Bi-Polar Samurai
6. have any pets? 
    3 cats, a turtle and some koi... the cats are assholes except for one.
7. on a scale of 1-10 how would approachable would you be (1 being not at all 10 being very)
    10. Ironically with everything I've just said, I'm honestly a very approachable person... it might be because I really desire friendship... but I'm not sure.             Suffice to say, you could literally walk up to me and just start having a conversation and unless it's awkward and out of the blue, I'll be fine.
8. relationship status?
    Forever Alone... fuck love, fuck romance, fuck sex, fuck everything about it.
9. weirdest nickname you've ever gotten?
    Inspector Gadget
10. what colour are your socks
      White... why?
11. have any tattoos or piercings?
      No, but I'll probably get some tattoo's in the future. AT LEAST an outsider's mark on my left hand, and a painting of the Grim Reaper.
12. how many mirrors have you broken?
      With my Ugliness? I dunno... None?
13. last song you got stuck in your head?
      AND THE WINGED HASSAR'S ARRIVED!!! STORM CLOUDS, FIRE AND STEEL. DEATH FROM ABOVE MADE THE ENEMY KNEEL! 
      FIGHT-ING, POWER AND GRACE. DEATH FROM ABOVE IT'S AN ARMY OF WINGS!!!
      Sabaton is awesome okay?

And now for :iconrabidoctopus:'s questions.
1. Are you sick of this meme yet?
    I'm sick of life... what do you think?
2. What in the world can that be?!
    What WHERE?! *turns around as you switch our cups* I didn't see anything...
3. Pokemon team?
    *ANGRY MARINE FACE*
4. Close combat or ranged?
    Both. Use a sniper rifle from long distance to pick off enemies, and when they're too close, pistol in left hand, sword in right, time to kill.
5. You're trapped in a flaming barn and you have lost your pants. What do you do?
    Dude... why am I in a barn... and who took my pants?
6. What color would yer lightsaber be?
    DARK SABER MOTHER FUCKER
7. "Congratulations, you have won the 2017 Deep-Fried Tarantula Eating Competition! What are you going to do next?"
    I'm going to question why the flying fuck with wings I am here in the first place.
8. Ever seen 'Space Balls'?
    No, don't plan to, but Isaiah is probably going to change that...
9. Can you cossack dance?
    NOT YET
10. How would you kill a person that crossed you on a deeply personal level?
      I would destroy them. Over a long period of time, corrupt their social status, manipulate the world around them to have all their friends and family                 despise them and look at them like they're a monster... finally, once there's no one they can turn to, and all is taken from them, I watch in satisfaction as       they end their own misery, my work complete. It's not enough to kill your hated enemies, you must destroy all they hold dear.
11. Did you know there's a ninja behind you?
      I hope he likes the taste of feet cause I'm going to round house kick my heel across his ugly jaw.
12. Sweet or savory foods?
      I prefer whatever is edible and makes me feel better of my unworthy existence.
13. LOOK A GIANT PTERODACTYL!
      I AM RIDING THAT PTERODACTYL!!! 
      *Slowly raises sword*
      RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Good, this abomination is complete... I'm not fucking tagging anyone. DO THIS IF YOU WANT TO, I DON'T CARE.
I'm going back to drawing. God knows I need to do something productive today if not homework.
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Thirteen4one's avatar
Eh...well, that was...informative. :(